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Screen text: Hey Chandler! Chandler M. Bing
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Screen text: How old are you? 21. 22
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Screen text: Did you know: Leo Tolstoy's original title for 'War and Peace' was 'War. What is it good for?'
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Screen text: Cook up a storm. Remember, spaghetti should always be eaten as if inhaling like a vacuum cleaner!