Jarli

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One kid. One dream. Infinite universe. Meet Jarli, the Australian girl who is heading for the stars!

What do you reckon, Unipon? Yeah, 11 degrees extra lift couldn't hurt, but I reckon more like, hmm, 12 degrees. Remember what happened last time? I didn't say it was your fault, the police did. Co-pilot into position. Charlie! What you waiting for? Aircraft integrity test, Cuzzo! Oh, I'm going live with this, Pop. She's going to faceplant and get me a million likes. Because I'm like, an influencer. Alright-o, you going viral. Hey, you got this, Charlie? I got this, Pop. Nah, got Mum's vibrating hairbrush plugged into the turbo-encabulator. It's going to work this time for sure. This is just a game! Three likes already? This is deadly! This is too deadly! We're doing it, Unipon! Okay, okay, maybe you were right. 11 degrees. Activate marsupial thrusters. Alright, let's bring her in. Come on, Charlie. What? I've done this heaps of times. On paper. Ahh! Whoa! You thinking what I'm thinking? Hey, Pop, I still can't see anything, but she's got to be down there somewhere. You sure? Yeah, I can feel it. I've got, like, a sixth sense about these things. Yeah! Nah, nah, I got this. Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! This is Kazo. I've just narrowly survived an abduction attempt by some sort of unidentified flying objectifier. I held significant eye contact with the extraterrestrial and it's an alien invasion! Ahh! Please like and subscribe. Now that's how you get a million likes. Woohoo! Oh, yeah! Let's see how high she can go. Straight up to the stars. So, what does the book say? Ahh! Okay, okay, we need to work on our landings. Come on, it's a good thing we're way out here where nobody can see us. Miss Alien, was your UFO insured? Will you explain all of humanity or just the annoying ones? Star Wars or Star Trek, which is better? Does your planet have a rodent problem? Oh, my God! Cut it out, you mob! That's just a girl and a rat in a tree! Charlie Jones, you wait till you get home. I'm sorry, Mum. Charlie Jones, do you have a message for the world? Yeah... Nah. Branson! Branson! She stole your plane and our hearts. Will you be pressing charges? You know what? I'm awarding... Charlie? A full scholarship to the Branson Must Institute of Branson Must Space Exploration. With all that raw talent, I, Branson, simply must. What? What? I'm gonna be famous! You're heading for the stars. We're broadcasting live as the Wearaway Lander touches down on Jupiter's largest moon, Ganymede. Neil Armstrong, Mae Jemison, and now, Charlie Jones. Charlie, would you like to say something to mark this historic moment? Yeah... Nah... I'm sorry. Follow your healing. Put the drug on the line. Follow your magic. I'm leaving Serebrye tonight. You